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@ripienaar@devco.social
2024-05-09 17:07:29

PGP can go to hell with its hostile UX
But this is a good idea, as long as the solution is designed for the masses by professionals on the tech and humans side. epistolary.org/@vees/112412040

What the actual eff theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/

@saraislet@infosec.exchange
2024-05-10 03:46:51

@…: >>There seems to be a lot of "kings and queens are good actually" going on<<
Me: >>yeah, read the room Snyder, what the hell<<
#RebelMoon

@trochee@dair-community.social
2024-04-11 06:14:51

You know what the current hits for "let's let an LLM do it!" really reminds me of? I just saw it!
1950s Tom Swift stories.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Swif.
I read the hell out of these during 1980s (no Internet!) summer visits to a small …

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2024-03-07 10:11:55

OK, here's what I'm not getting about the budget debate. The richest decile is enormously richer than anyone else, AND there's been a substantial transfer of wealth from the middle to the richest quintile since 2008. But no one is talking about using redistributive taxes to rebalance either of these issues.
Why the hell not?
(graphs from

Graph showing share of total net family wealth by each net wealth decile since 2006-2008: GB. Wealth of the lowest three deciles has hardly changed over the period - which is unsurprising, they're all so flat broke no one will lend to them. The wealth of the middle four deciles has declined significantly, and that wealth has transferred to the highest two deciles.
Graph showing average net wealth per adult per family within each net wealth decile: GB, 2016-2018. The richest decile is about 250% as rich as the second richest decile, and each other decile is about 33% richer than the next poorer decile.
@risottobias@tech.lgbt
2024-04-10 04:02:47

I still think that like... I will be taken for a fool or like tricked on decisions like getting a new house.
or that my view on politics is too naive and untargetted/armchair
which is weird, I feel like there should be a system to get better at this. like if this were gym, or algebra.
- regular practice / study
- accountability buddy / research buddy?
- tests / classes
- history/news
- scientific method
- class projects
I dunno. kinda a "know your rights" / "they should teach this more in school" kind of situation? like I took basic finance, entrepreneurship classes. I vaguely get the idea of having a second independent inspector look at a house.
I kinda get the idea of what politician I prefer, or what politician would be ineffective, or have no chance in hell
incomplete thought truncated.

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-04-09 20:22:55

🏈 @… #NFL 🏈 @… #CFB

Barry Switzer @Barry_Switzer 

Obviously, I don’t know what the hell I’m doing. I don’t know how I can cancel two my last posts?
@assbach@wandzeitung.xyz
2024-03-10 17:26:48

What the hell is going on around here?
#tellEmWhatsUpRocky

@KingShawn@mastodon.social
2024-03-07 23:38:44

My mother *loved* old (Dracula, Frankenstein, etc) horror movies. As a kid, she’d often wake me up to come watch them with her on the TV and eat Chinese food. ❤️
So I saw this as a little kid and IT SCARED THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF ME! 🫣
What the hell was she thinking!? 😳🤣 mstdn.social/@wi…

@pre@boing.world
2024-03-08 17:35:39

What the hell is this? Some kind of fruit machine? What happened to my microsoft account?
Man, windows is a changing eh?

@scott@carfree.city
2024-03-08 01:41:16

"I'm not here today to talk to you about numbers and tell you stats and statistics about what's going up and what's going down. I'm here to take action. Rattling off statistics saying things are getting better doesn't make you feel better"
From surveillance drones and car chases in SF, to National Guard bag searches in NYC, we seem to be losing civil rights just because vibes are off.

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2024-04-07 02:42:21

The difference between "grok" and "Gronk" is that "grok" is Martian but I don't know what the hell Rob Gronkowski is.

Rob Gronkowski, shirtless, smirking, leopard-print hat with streamers down the front, holding a kitten on his hip, I mean honest to God what the hell
@jake4480@c.im
2024-03-07 22:26:36

Helmet is one of those 'anytime' bands for me. When I can't figure out what the hell to listen to (like now), I can just throw on Helmet. Anything from like, their first 4 or 5 records. That Unsung compilation works great, it has such a great mix. Let papa Page yell at ya for a little bit. Good for the nerves and for the character

@thek3nger@mastodon.social
2024-04-08 08:15:47

I'm in my Simpson Music period. soundcloud.com/thek3nger/what-

@josemurilo@mato.social
2024-03-05 02:34:53

"When we got into the garage, #Lewis's car was naked, its insides visible for all to see. I think this was the moment where my respect for the sport as it exists really made itself clear. It is hard to describe what I felt looking at that car. The closest phrase I have at my disposal is #technologicalsublime

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2024-05-04 21:44:19

Mike Florio wants Dallas Cowboys boss Jerry Jones not to act ‘cheap’ and pay Dak Prescott, CeeDee Lamb, and Micah Parsons soon yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/mi

@beaware@social.beaware.live
2024-04-06 00:58:17

What the hell is up with WWE's sets nowadays? They seem to be changing a LOT.... I LOVE IT!
Especially tonight, throwback to 2008 Royal Rumble when John Cena returned after just 4 months from a pec tear.
#WWE #WWESmackdown

John Cena standing in the entrance way of Royal Rumble 2008. His hands are down in front of him and crossed. His head is down, wearing a traditional baseball cap.
@jimcarroll@futurist.info
2024-04-26 10:18:06

Daily Inspiration: "Motivation is overrated in the face of better insight!" - Futurist Jim Carroll
"Are you a motivational speaker?"
Hell yes! But not really.
That's the question I always get when meeting new people and the topic comes around to what each of us do for a living. The question quite possibly could drive me nuts, because  I think "motivational speakers" like Tony Robbins and others who encourage people to walk across the fire t…

@andycarolan@social.lol
2024-03-05 18:41:17

I just went out during leaving-work-rush-hour and OMG what the hell are we doing as a species?!
If anyone needs me, I will be under my desk, wrapped in a blanket and playing my Switch.
#WFH if you can.

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2024-03-01 14:27:52

I live for threads like this
From: @…
bird.makeup/users/culturaltuto

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2024-03-05 02:32:17

If you think the world is going to hell in a handbasket, stop and think about what we've overcome.

From the wikipedia entry, "Kenny Loggins, a long-haired bearded man, holding football-sized glowing sphere, standing in front of fantastic space scene above an ocean."
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2024-02-11 18:09:14

“We were that close to going out forever. But there was one man who taught us to fight, to storm the wire of the camps, to smash those metal motherfuckers into junk. He turned it around. He brought us back from the brink. His name is Connor. John Connor.”

@DodoTheDev@front-end.social
2024-02-25 22:16:32

I just found my first article written by an AI (I believe). I'm fairly certain it's that, because it repeats the full name of the product every time it mentions it (which is about once every paragraph), and it doesn't actually tell you anything about the item, it just spouts general purchase advice such as :
"Always read reviews about the items you want to buy" etc.
Clearly an article SEO'd to hell for traffic. Shame. This was my favourite bit though:

a screen shot of an article which reads as follows (names have been removed):
"Price vs. other from the brand [brand].
Let's dive in and see how [product] stacks up against other products from the same brand.

we did some research on [product] listed by [brand] and found 1 in total. the average price of these products comes in at £169.00.

What's exciting, is that [product] is priced at just £169, which is a real bargain compared to the brand's average price. 

we also checked out the price ran…
@sofia@chaos.social
2024-04-02 08:22:35
Content warning: transhumanist musings: eco-industrial convergence

it seems clear that manufacturing has a lot to learn from biology. things just kinda growing in place, taking what they need from their surroundings and adapting to them. that's cool as hell.
but i often think about the reverse: what would an ecosystem look like that had global supply chains, energy and communication networks? like organisms that evolve in an ecosystem of interchangeable parts/organs. what would that be like?

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2024-02-22 18:11:17

PRO TIP: If you are sending cold marketing emails to people who are almost as excited about deleting them as they are about not getting them in the first place, make sure you remember to actually state •what the hell you’re asking for•.
Yes, I can infer what they mean — DO NOT explain in my replies — but the vagueness of this email still cracks me up. Their head is so far up the butt of their employer they’ve forgotten that “having a story live” is in-job jargon, meaningless to their r…

Hello there, 

Hope this email finds you well!

My name is Giulia, and I work as PR manager for [redacted]. I have come across your website and I think it will be a perfect match for my client. I am highly interested in having a few stories live. 

I am emailing as I would like to understand if you'd be interested in having an article live and what your fees are.

Thank you for your attention,

Giulia
@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-04-25 12:00:06

What the hell is going on in London today???
Is the King dead?
Did Kate die?
Very strange.
x.com/aled_job/status/17831740

@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-03-24 03:27:53

I was driving and stopped at a red light this afternoon when some oblivious driver in an SUV absolutely *nailed* a puddle on the other side of the median and showered my car with muddy water. The stuff looked so bad that I tried to wipe it off when I got home…and it wouldn’t come off. I don’t know what kind of petrochemical that was in the ground but it was *sticky as hell*.
I tried soaking the car in car wash solution—nope. I tried a clay bar—nope. Then I tried Mothers R3—and it came …

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2024-02-11 23:31:43

More #SuperbOwl pics

Photo of an owl perched on a tree limb wondering what the hell I think I’m looking at, but too polite to say anything about it. September 2023
Photo of two owls looking out of their nest. The bigger one, perhaps the mother of the smaller one, is looking at the camera. The smaller one, at the left, appears to be looking at the person standing next to me. May 2018
@Kencf618033@disabled.social
2024-02-26 00:53:16

I was aiming to regularize my reading and #Nabokov sucks me in. What the Hell was the L-disaster‽ Where’s the damage? Does Antiterra have different physics? Of course, “Noel” means the trains aren’t running whatever Nabokov says... Not sure what to make of this...

@pre@boing.world
2024-03-29 22:10:39

There's exploits injected into xz huh?
I was just the other day cursing about what the hell is a xz file and then shortly afterwards, what's wrong with gzip anyway.
Thanks to everyone running more bleeding edge than me finding that stuff. I'm relieved to find I'm not currently using Testing distro anywhere. I tend to be about half the time.
So much of the industry is just run on trust.

@KingShawn@mastodon.social
2024-02-28 20:19:44

What the hell was a Canadian doing there!?
🤣 press.coop/@thehill/1120108433

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2024-03-29 19:28:53

Supposedly someone in Kentucky using Chrome on Windows is trying to log into my LinkedIn account.
First, I'm sorry you are in Kentucky, and have to use Windows... at least dump Chrome for Firefox, and what the hell are you gonna do with my LinkedIn account? Get me a new job!?

@dr2chase@ohai.social
2024-03-25 16:51:46

Problems don't get much more first-world than complaining about LTE internet speed while traveling in Europe, but T-Mobile is doing their utmost at minimum compliance with the definition of LTE (minimum speed is 3Mb/s, that is what I calculate I am getting). I paid for a 30-day 15GB data pass, no way I will use it all, so I am downloading a 3GB software update over LTE, because why the hell not?
Google Fi does better. Other places with disappointing internet include the TGV, and th…

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2024-02-11 18:09:14

“We were that close to going out forever. But there was one man who taught us to fight, to storm the wire of the camps, to smash those metal motherfuckers into junk. He turned it around. He brought us back from the brink. His name is Connor. John Connor.”

@beaware@social.beaware.live
2024-05-05 04:33:14

What the absolute hell. 850 freakin' people follow me!
Every single one of you are crazy as fuck for following a crazy fuck like me. :kek:
SO many talented people here. I am so grateful.

@joe@toot.works
2024-02-19 18:22:05

“Starting November 9th, 2020 end users will no longer be able to grant consent to newly registered multitenant apps without verified publishers.“?!? What the hell?
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/entr

An error in the Microsoft Entry Admin Center that says that “Starting November 9th, 2020 end users will no longer be able to grant consent to newly registered multitenant apps without verified publishers.“
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2024-03-21 09:02:27

What fresh hell is this?
(Needless to say that, no, I did not embark on a solo sailing journey from Ireland to Portugal in 2018 and get shipwrecked in the Atlantic.)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=bax_qHpe

@twcau@mastodon.social
2024-02-14 08:03:38

Ok @… - what the hell is happening in Oregon? theguardian.com/society/2024/f

@arnie_dxer@mastodon.radio
2024-03-28 11:58:59

16070 kHz center freq: buzz made of carriers spaced every ~28Hz, spanning 16050-16090 kHz except a notch around 16070, and carriers nearest to the center measured at 16069.2 & 16070.8. What the hell is that?! CNR1 jammer on 16100 cf next to it, photographed for size comparison 🙂 #shortwave

Are you better off than you were four years ago?
Hell yes!
They think we forgot. Coffins stacked high, miles long food lines, wiping down groceries, no testing, no PPP, let the BLUE states die . Never Forget.
@DemocracyMattersALot @…
#BidenHarris2024

What it was like four years ago 

Coffins stacked high, miles long food lines, wiping down groceries, no testing, no PPP, let the BLUE states die . Never Forget.
@fluxed@ieji.de
2024-02-28 00:09:26

"Transgressive desire barely held in check with fake piety. Hot! This is the level of batshittery that undergirds modern American rightwing dictator worship."
Nina Burleigh writes about #CPAC.
#autocracy #maga

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-04-25 12:00:06

What the hell is going on in London today???
Is the King dead?
Did Kate die?
Very strange.
x.com/aled_job/status/17831740

@blakes7bot@botsin.space
2024-04-18 15:30:38

Series C, Episode 09 - Sarcophagus
AVON: I'd like to take a look at it before you smash it to bits. [Cally has remained beside the corpse. Something appears to catch her eye. She draws her gun and fires. The alien sound stops.]
AVON: [Draws his gun and swivels to face in the same direction as Cally] What the hell?!
blake.torpidity.net/s/309/106 📺 B7B8

@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2024-03-01 04:24:03

what in the ai generated hell is this icon doing in outlook dot com

@antiall3s@kolektiva.social
2024-03-18 06:13:21

"An interesting connection is the one between billionaires and the far Right. Millionaires, billionaires, and even most far Right politicians don’t give a shit for Jesus or abortion or any of that. They don’t have souls, they’re banking on Hell being a fiction, and they know they can get their abortions whether it’s legal or not. What the extreme Right voting bloc provides them, however, is a minority large enough to provide a feasible path to electoral victory, given enough gerrymandering, voter suppression, xenophobic media coverage, and social media conspiracy theories. They tie their economic agenda (which allows short-term profits from fossil fuel investment, price-cutting in production standards, stripping social services) to a conservative social agenda to get the votes."
~ Peter Gelderloos
petergelderloos.substack.com/p

@MidniteLibrary@glammr.us
2024-03-26 05:54:20

Reading a short story from 1950 and had to stop and look up what the hell someone might be eating if they had "coffee and a snail" for breakfast.
(It's a cinnamon roll.)
greensdictofslang.com/entry/dh

Screenshot from online dictionary:
3. (US tramp) a cinnamon roll or bun [? its shape].

1908	[US]	Wathena Times (KS) 28 Aug. 3/1: Try Stephan’s coffee cake and snails.
1918	[US]	El Paso Herald (TX) 9 Feb. 10/4: ‘Have you tried our celebrated Danish Coffee Snails>’.
1920	[US]	F. Williams Hop-Heads 62: I went into the dairy lunch, ordered a cup of coffee and a ‘snail’.
1934	[US]	G. & S. Lorimer Stag Line 166: ‘Nothing in sight but these sinkers and snails. Whole plate of ’em.’ [...] ‘These snails…
@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-02-29 16:24:49

Wait, it’s still February?
What the hell?

@drtcombs@transportation.social
2024-03-13 13:23:04

Four years ago today my kid's school shut down and I coped by making a list of cities that were closing streets to cars so kids could play in them.
Shortly thereafter, I took to social media for help documenting what would soon be a global phenomenon.
It was a hell of a ride.
#COVID

Screenshot of a self-quote-tweet in 'how it started/how it's going' meme format. 

How it began: a pic of a tweet by me, dated Mar 24, 2020, asking: "What cities are re-arranging road space for greater #SocialDistancing for #pedestrians and #bicyclists? Reply here and I'll start compiling a list. 

How it's going: a screenshot of the "Shifting Streets COVID-19 Mobility Database."

The quote tweet text: "23 months. That's how long we've been gathering info on how cities have responded to changin…
@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2024-03-18 11:29:49

Good Morning #Canada
Do you have Rizz? Today I offer you a totally frivolous Rizz report that, nonetheless, must be true because I found it on the internet. Which Canadian cities have the most Rizz? How are people trying to raise their Rizz level? What the hell is Rizz?
#CanadaIsAwesome

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2024-02-22 01:41:34

Fascinating account of what a successful con looks like:
thecut.com/article/amazon-scam
…and a hell of a paragraph toward the end:

It was my brother, the lawyer, who pointed out that what I had experienced sounded a lot like a coerced confession. “I read enough transcripts of bad interrogations in law school to understand that anyone can be convinced that they have a very narrow set of terrible options,” he said. When I posed this theory to Saul Kassin, a psychology professor at John Jay College of Criminal Justice who studies coerced confessions, he agreed. “If someone is trying to get you to be compliant, they do it incr…
@fgraver@hcommons.social
2024-03-19 20:29:33

It just occurred to me I have to present about AI and Art at a seminar tomorrow. I mean, I’ve prepared my presentation and notes, but tomorrow I actually have to present it. To an audience.
I have no issue standing in front of an audience and speaking about things I know well, or being a conference host or the like. But AI?? What the hell do I know about AI?
Having some serious #ImpostorSyndrome

@pgcd@mastodon.online
2024-02-14 19:53:14

For the record: I don't think I understand what's the job of orthopedists in Berlin, because *sure as hell* it's not visiting me.
At best they can be cajoled into listening to symptoms and writing a physical therapy prescription, but that's when you're lucky.

@beaware@social.beaware.live
2024-02-23 00:35:12

The more I look at the BlueSky documentation and try to make sense of their proprietary jargon, the more my head hurts.
It just doesn't make any sense to me how this is different from ActivityPub and how BlueSky doesn't control what federates.
I keep seeing people say it's decentralized, but if they can control who federates with bsky.app then is it really decentralized since that's where the vast majority would be anyways?
What the hell am I missing? Yeah, …

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2024-02-14 15:01:59

What Is the Governor of Iowa Hiding About a Satanic Temple Statue at the Capitol? 404media.co/administrative-hel

@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2024-04-24 16:19:57

It's annoying as hell with work mail. Don't know what they did, but Outlook is hanging every 15 minutes. Wait 10 minutes, and part of the time, it comes back to life for 5 minutes.

@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizza
2024-04-19 18:38:59

Aw yeah, got some microcontrollers to play with this weekend. Here's hoping to figuring out what the hell I'm doing with them... #electronics

A picture of two Atmel ATMEGA328P microcontrollers and two 28-pin DIP sockets for them to sit in.  Beside those is a USB to TTL adapter to connect to it.
@tristan@tech.lgbt
2024-03-12 22:25:43

what the hell. where’s the button!

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2024-02-18 19:29:50

NFL Analyst Proposes Blockbuster Trade Between Cowboys, Saints yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/nf

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2024-02-15 16:25:22

Hell of a thing, what “pro life” looks like.
newsie.social/@ProPublica/1119

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-04-14 17:46:10

What a gorgeous day it was 😊
The only thing that pissed my off like hell was, i ripped off my derailleur on the 6th downhill run on a stone and i had to do the last 4 runs without a chain and derailleur.
Lucky me it was all downhill 😎
I already fixed it at home and i'm glad i always keep spare parts handy 😉
Pic 1 2 the piece of crap that broke
Pic 3 my view right meow

@pre@boing.world
2024-03-30 14:27:39

Every single time I've tired to upgrade calckey/firefish there's new dependencies or new build processes or it's grown so much I'm out of memory.
This time there's a requirement for a package I've never head of to enable search which is required and apparently also impossible to install.
So fuck it, I'm giving up.
What is the absolutely easiest to maintain Activity-pub capable system?
No dependencies, no fucking imports, ideally not written in goddamn Node, just run it and it works?
Is there a PHP one. People moan about PHP but it never puts me in dependency hell.

@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-04-20 02:30:00

What in the hell masto.antovolk.co.uk/@FilmNews

@andycarolan@social.lol
2024-04-18 13:28:52

The coffee I made four hours ago is cold.
What hell is this?!

@ripienaar@devco.social
2024-02-13 07:28:17

Had to upgrade my bacula infra to support EL9 which included recompiling the EL9 RPMs for EL8 and then entirely starting from scratch with my internal CA due to new OpenSSL restrictions and … it just worked first time with not a single hitch.
What the hell this can’t possibly be a real outcome that involves computers. That’s just not how it works.

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2024-03-14 03:38:06

At some point you just have to pretend to know what the hell you're talking about.

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-02-22 11:09:43

What the hell?
AI knows and can go through your Bank account?
WTF
@… you still having fun with that shit?
youtu.be/pA5MxSLQoEY?si=dm2I92

@beaware@social.beaware.live
2024-02-17 17:00:43

What the hell is "limiting" gonna do if there's still 200k spam posts in my database?
It'll do more harm than good because then I won't be able to see them but they'll still be there....🤦‍♂️

@pre@boing.world
2024-04-02 14:42:24

New format tarot show is finally done!
What fun it's been building this big virtual stage and writing all the python programs to automatically animate it all.
Took all month, but future shows should barely take a few hours.
There's still a mistake in there but I haven't got time to re-render all the frames. Can you spot it? Shouldn't happen in future.
Anyway, presenting a tarot explanation of what the hell is going on with the world:
#tarot #worldpol #war #video #peertube

@beaware@social.beaware.live
2024-05-04 02:23:58

What the hell is going on, on Twitch?!? Are these fake accounts that are getting banned?
#Twitch #TwitchStreaming #Streamer #Streaming #Stream